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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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