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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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