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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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