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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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