Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.