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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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