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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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