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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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