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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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