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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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