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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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