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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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