Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.