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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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