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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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