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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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