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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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