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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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