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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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