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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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