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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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