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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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