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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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