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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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