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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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