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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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