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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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