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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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