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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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