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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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