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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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