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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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