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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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