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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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