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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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