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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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