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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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