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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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