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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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