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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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