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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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