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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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