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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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