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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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