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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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