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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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