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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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