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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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