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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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