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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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