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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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