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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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