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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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